Day 151: Legs

Blue maxi skirt, yellow shirt, flip flops. Swimming is almost over for the high school season. That means only one thing to me: I get to shave. I havent shaved in a month. My legs look like godzilla coming out if a long hibernation. Its pretty bad. Whenever there is an awkward silence in conversation I whip out my legs, not because it starts conversation, but because everyone then wants to leave and escape from the terrible sight. That way no one has to deal with dreadful small talk. Your welcome. Im going to miss spring swim team though. Gotcha. Ive been swimming for two hours every day in the blaring sun, so I guess Ill miss the stellar tan I seem to be getting from the constant sun exposer. One step closer to melanoma.