Monday, February 20, 2012

Day 105: Traffic School

     JCrew jacket, black dress, Lucky Brand belt.
     Eight hours is a long time.  Do you know what you can do in eight hours?  Lots of things.  You can watch Titanic... twice.  You can plot and commit a stealthy murder.  You can go to prom and have a before and after party.
     There are so many productive or entertaining things you can do in eight hours.  It would be a shame to waste them.  On Saturday I spent eight hours doing something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
     Traffic school.
     Truly the biggest waste of time I've ever experienced.  It was basically an eight hour course on how to avoid cops.  I was the youngest person there by about 50 years.  I ate lunch by myself.  I was forced to do traffic school because I got a ticket.  I don't really want to talk about that though.
     I don't really remember anything the traffic instructor said, but who cares its not like I'm being tested on it.  I spent the duration of the hour with a black pen in my hand giving myself a tattoo sleeve.  It was a work of art. I also napped on accident.
     I suggest never having to do traffic school.  Do it online if you do have to do traffic school.  It was absolutely awful.

No comments:

Post a Comment