There are awkward list of trinkets that I continue ti add to of all of the little things I want to get either as a gift or a little treat to myself, but they are so quirky that I need to write them down to make it seem like I'm completely serious.
This list includes things like Cherry Twizzlers, princess coloring books, holiday-themed earrings, politically incorrect books with equally politically incorrect titles (my favorite in my possession is Stuff White People Like... What, can I say that? Yes I can, I can say whatever I want, its America), and most importantly: the Shamwow.
The Shamwow is a super absorbent cloth that can pick up a crazy amount of water. I have no idea how well it would work, but I want to test it out and play with the thing. Maybe even make my own commercial showing off the product. I bet if I submitted that commercial, they would use it. I'm very persuasive, that product would sell fast.
Maybe I could be a salesperson if this whole acting thing falls through. Ehh, who am I kidding, Ill probably just end up being a mom in the suburbs.
I accept it.
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