The spirit week this week is "Slime Time" where they bring all of the old fashioned Nickelodeon shows back to life. Today was Rocket Power (skater/beach).
Im reporting my dad for bullying. Today he called me a fat lesbian. Well, he technically did.
Heres what happened: I came home from a two hour swim practice and was telling my dad how I wasnt going to morning practice. I may or may not have been simultaneously shoving cookies in my face. He said that Im going to get huge if I keep doing that and not go to practice.
Next, I got oout of the shower and put on sweats and a grandpa sweater and walked outside to where my dad was playing catch with my brother and told him that I wanted to go to the store with him. He took a look at what I was wearing and said that he guessed he was taking his oldest son.
I heard fat lesbian.
While that my be me putting words in his mouth, I think its all about perspective. Okay, I'm wrong, he didn't call me a fat lesbian, but I accused him of it, so SHHH, don't tell him I admitted defeat.
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