Monday, April 23, 2012

Day 141: Words

     Bro tank, running shorts, Vans, high socks, hat, lei.
     The spirit week this week is "Slime Time" where they bring all of the old fashioned Nickelodeon shows back to life.  Today was Rocket Power (skater/beach).
     Im reporting my dad for bullying.  Today he called me a fat lesbian.  Well, he technically did.
     Heres what happened:  I came home from a two hour swim practice and was telling my dad how I wasnt going to morning practice.  I may or may not have been simultaneously shoving cookies in my face.  He said that Im going to get huge if I keep doing that and not go to practice.
     Next, I got oout of the shower and put on sweats and a grandpa sweater and walked outside to where my dad was playing catch with my brother and told him that I wanted to go to the store with him.  He took a look at what I was wearing and said that he guessed he was taking his oldest son.
     I heard fat lesbian.
     While that my be me putting words in his mouth, I think its all about perspective.  Okay, I'm wrong, he didn't call me a fat lesbian, but I accused him of it, so SHHH, don't tell him I admitted defeat.

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