There are a couple things in life that I wish I could do in life. Among these is telekinesis.
Even though this dream seems nearly impossible, I still have faith in myself that through the proper training I can move things with my mind. If I could throw things at people with my conscience, I wouldn't have to pay for cable. Id be set with entertainment for life. Not that I pay for cable as it is, that's what Gary and Susan are for.
My parents provide me with everything I need. I don't understand how I'm expected to move out in two years. I still want free laundry service and free food. And free cable.
But I'm not a total lazy slob all the time. I pay for some stuff... Like my clothes for example. I pay for those.
Can you even believe this? I'm a JUNIOR in high school. I'm still a child, expected to mature into a young woman. Thank you society, for pushing me toward maturity. Where were the days where i just sat around in laundry baskets watching Spongebob Squarepants. Was I the only one who did that? Guilty.
I'm not going to stop acting like child though. I still intend to sing at the top of my lungs when I feel like it and cry when I fall down and scrape my knee. Not in front of my peers though, that's simply public humiliation and cant afford that. Of course I could always cover up the embarrassment with lifting up objects with my mind.
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